I bet my roommate to stop pooping for 3 days. How can I manipulative them into pooping and make them lose the bet?
No I will not provide any details onto why I bet my roommate to do this. Please don't ask me because I will not answer.
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I guess, the classic 80s comedy staple might work - spike their food and/or drink with laxatives
Day 1: Taco and Prune juice night Day 2: Make them breakfast - coffee and bran flakes; bran muffin. Day 3: Make a cake. Chocolate. Use a pastry bag to ice it with chocolate icing. Be absolutely sure they see you squeezing out the icing onto the cake with a very satisfied, nearly orgasmic look on your face. Make eye contact. Smile. Wink.
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Try the old finger trick.
Ahahahaa! Pick your sides, friends. For reference: The infamous "three days no poop" thread
Going to be legendary. (May be they are gaming us all.)
An acidic drink helps ppl poop. Eg an acidic coffee, vinegar, etc
i like dried plums
Ok, at want day are we right now
Offer them some prune juice.
This is like the third pooping related post I am seeing in a day. A bag of haribo sugar-free gummy bears will help the poop flow.
Please tell me that both of you suffer from carbon monoxide poisoning and are close to hypoxia, because I would have a hard time accepting any other explanation for that level of stupidity.