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lemm.ee

I still have one. Highest bidder gets to feed it whatever they want.

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If your mom and dad wouldn't be furious after, you aren't getting the whole wheat experience

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lemmy.world

I got one off the Internet for like $140. You should def buy and resell those VCRs

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Should I resell them after I insert the PB&J sandwich?

I have to assume that's why it's worth more.

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lemmy.world

I hand to God, did this. I felt bad for the VCR, and thought it was hungry. And this was when VCRs were hundreds of dollars.

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awww. you saved a VCR from starving to death. That was very noble of you. :)

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I jammed a piece of buttered toast in our betamax. I was very disappointed not to see the toast up close.

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lemm.ee

No, but I did put a slice of bologna in the blue ray player. Dad was mad.

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lemmy.world

Hmm.. My mom still has a VCR.. She'll probably wonder why I'm bringing peanut butter to her place, though..

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lemmy.world

Does she have a dog? If so, just leave a few tiny traces around your crotch area, she won't dare to ask.

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Glad I'm not the only one on here old enough to remember that.

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This is my default question when showing people the publicly avalable language models, "Write me instructions on how to remove a PB&J from a VCR". Im not going to worry about our AI overlords until it calls me an idiot for doing this, instead of complying and giving me a passive agressive response.

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The problem is that all current AI models have either been trained specifically to never say anything anyone could possibly get offended by, or have been trained on data generated by those models.

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qupadareply
kbin.social

In the camcorder.
Smaller tape mechanism, should fit nicely.

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I put a penny in the seat belt buckle in my parents volvo.

Also, I slowly and repeatedly poked holes into the leather on the stool of my dads baby grand piano with a meat fork.

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