suspiciouslyspecific·Suspiciously Specificbyelboyoloco Suspicious Poop - Created the whole community because of this.View original on lemmy.world120Comments10Reply
Xilly lemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesSounds like the person may have a phobia of having bowel movements outside of their home. Maybe a festival of some sort?11Reply
RCMaehl [Any] replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyMy guess as well. I mean, to be fair, have you seen public festival toilets?9Reply
EElectroVagrant replylemmy.worldHonestly, public toilets in general. They start at a default of expecting the worst and somehow get even worse the more particular you get.5Reply
CConTheLibrarian replylemmy.worldI knew a guy who had a phobia of sharing a toilet. He said the absolute worst feeling was a warm toilet seat.3Reply
SSTUPIDVIPGUY lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesHaha so dumb. They're just going camping and they're too scared to shit in the woods What kind of tent has air conditioning? Lmao10Reply
Roadkill 🇦🇺 replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyBears shit in the woods. Bears eat people. Hard to run away from bears with your pants around your ankles.2Reply
FollyDolly lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyLiquid meals, like soylent, ensure, slimfast. Nutrition, no pooping.4Reply
tthreelonmusketeers sh.itjust.worksI love that they clarified "I am tot mailing myself". That was one of my first thoughts.3Reply
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Sounds like the person may have a phobia of having bowel movements outside of their home. Maybe a festival of some sort?
My guess as well. I mean, to be fair, have you seen public festival toilets?
Honestly, public toilets in general. They start at a default of expecting the worst and somehow get even worse the more particular you get.
I knew a guy who had a phobia of sharing a toilet. He said the absolute worst feeling was a warm toilet seat.
Haha so dumb. They're just going camping and they're too scared to shit in the woods
What kind of tent has air conditioning? Lmao
Bears shit in the woods.
Bears eat people.
Hard to run away from bears with your pants around your ankles.
Hard to run from bears with your pants around your waist too.
Liquid meals, like soylent, ensure, slimfast. Nutrition, no pooping.
Soulent green?
I love that they clarified "I am tot mailing myself". That was one of my first thoughts.