When I woke this morning and found him posing like this, the song I'm Too Sexy immediately came to mind.

So with apologies, I rewrote it Toad style! 🐸

I’m too sexy for this log
Too sexy for this log
So sexy it hurts 🐸

I’m too sexy for this bark
Too sexy for this bark
This moss knows my work

I’m too sexy for this stump
Too sexy for this stump
That beetle? Just jumped

I’m too sexy for this pose
Too sexy for repose
I refuse to move.

I’m too sexy for this dirt
Too sexy for this dirt
This soil feels worked

I’m too sexy for this log gap
Too sexy for this log gap
Nature's wooden trap

I’m too sexy for predators
Too sexy for the rain
Too sexy to move again

I’m too sexy for this world
Too sexy for this world
I'm just a toad, unfurled 🐸✨