Tlotrmemes·Lord of the memesbyThePantser Dark Lord's TomatoView original on sh.itjust.works135Comments11Reply
verity_kindle sh.itjust.worksI've grown a few of those this summer, they whisper in the dark, no big deal3Reply
SourDragon lemmy.worldI didn't see anyone out of the ordinary until I saw where it was posted. Instantly got it and chuckled1Reply
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"Toe-may-toe!"
[Denethor sounds intensify]
I stared into the tomato and the tomato stared back
Cast it into the spaghetti! Enjoy it!
I should call her
I've grown a few of those this summer, they whisper in the dark, no big deal
TO-MAY-TOES
Slice em, dice em, stick em in a sauce.
Other side for extra ugliness.
I didn't see anyone out of the ordinary until I saw where it was posted. Instantly got it and chuckled