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lemmy.world

Things are already fucking terrible enough in America.

If we have to accept Ed Sheeran, England should be required to adopt Logan/Jake Paul.

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decoloreply
piefed.social

Ed sheeran seems like not an asshole, especially in proportion to his influence and presumably wealth.

His singing doesn't factor into it IMO.

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Rothereply
piefed.social

Him deciding to move to the US at this very time says otherwise.

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The UK is essentially just a client state of the US and is doing everything that the US is doing, just in a more comically incompetent manner. In fact the UK is worse in many ways, throwing anyone in jail who voices discontent with the genocide of the Palestinians.

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Bremreply
lemmy.world

I don't know much about where he stands as a contribution to overall society, however... I have; and I mean this seriously... heard his terrible music

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Gonzakoreply
lemmy.world

It may be terrible but his musics gotten me laid. Can't be that bad

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It's not hard to get laid, contrary to popular belief. Most people love sex.

Actually, if you hadn't of been playing Ed Sheeran, multiple people would've joined in.

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his [music's] gotten me laid. Can't be that bad

We'll let you judge the amount of help you feel you'd need ;-)

Ed Sheeran apparently holds the record for

  • longest climb to #1 (19 weeks)
  • longest top-100 chart time (33 weeks)
  • only artist to have multiple songs exceed 10 weeks at #1 (whither TSwift?)

I can't say whether his music is good, but I can say it appears others like his tunes a lot, for sexy time or not.

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decoloreply
piefed.social

In all honestly I don't even know what his voice sounds like lol

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Imagine a donkey that wanted to sing, then put that voice to the music of a lonely orphan who just found out that candy exists.

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Cherryreply
piefed.social

That,s not a fair trade at least ed makes some reasonable content.

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And my comment aged like milk. What a dick. Glad the Americans have him.

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saltescreply
lemmy.world

Well, no. He just rips off other artists and markets it well to the non-thinking crowd.

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saltescreply
lemmy.world

No, they're just like U2 as well. That's the triad of UK "I was inspired by" artists. Though Ed leads by far with the lawsuit count.

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nillocreply
discuss.tchncs.de

What about Led Zeppelin? They ripped off Stairway and a bunch of other stuff from black artists.

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Bremreply
lemmy.world

That's just.. like, your opinion.

Define "reasonable"

It's like if Crazy Town or Chumbawumba were allowed to stay longer than the party....

"Yo Ed, cool song last nite mate. So many panties everywhere. Want breakfast? Cool, fuck off."

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Cherryreply
piefed.social

Im not singing his praises just pointing out he is not Logan/Jake Paul efforts of humanity that they are.

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You can't blame the guy for trying to offload the Paul brothers, but you're right, that ain't a fair trade.

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Yeah, he can't sing and Logan/Jake (they share a taint) are fuckhats.

Luckily for us, we aren't them & if I knew for a fact that there was a God/god I would thank them everyday that we aren't them!

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ywainreply
lemmy.zip

Please don't send Corden back!

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No, we are saving that chud for the super-volcano.

He's actually kind of a bonus, that mofo is a fucking turd of a human. My turdar says he's 15% Trump (the highest we've had in a long time)

That's a lot of gems. We can use those to make sure none of these fuckhats are allowed on Earth again.

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lemmy.dbzer0.com

Famous, white and rich. The US are the place to be, apparently. This shows a disgusting character

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Like Terf Island is actually better lmao

But you're right, the home of his literal people is literally next door he did have better options

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midwest.social

Prince Harry genuinely does not believe he is a ginger. I saw some interview he gave a few weeks ago where he said he isnt ginger and that his hair is “auburn”.

Auburn of course being a shade of red, meaning he has red hair. But still not a ginger, somehow

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lemmy.zip

being ginger draws unwanted attention to him being James Hewitt's son, not King Charles' son.

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this is from wiki:

a statement also made by Diana's royal protection officer, Inspector Ken Wharfe. Wharfe reiterated this in an interview in 2016,[26] and in his memoir Diana: Closely Guarded Secret published in 2002 (and reissued in 2017) in which he says "A simple comparison of dates proves it is impossible for Hewitt to be Harry's father. ... Harry was born on September 15, 1984, which means he was conceived around Christmas 1983, when his brother, William, was 18 months old. Diana did not meet James Hewitt until the summer of 1986."

Diana attributed Harry's red hair colouration to her side of the family, calling him her "little Spencer".

It would make sense for a reason the king has to remind everyone that Harry is not a working royal though lol

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sopuli.xyz

Since it was apparently just deleted off reddit, but I'd sent it to a friend:

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ooli3reply
sopuli.xyz

thank, but the link still work, must be a problem on your end

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boonhetreply
sopuli.xyz

You may have it cached or they might be blocking it regionally

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you were right. I uploaded your pic, thanks again

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lemmy.world

pushes glasses up well technically it could be like

  • America 110
  • Ed 111
  • UK 112
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Per capita, having a king in 2026 is 1/8th as bad as having a Donald Trump. So take that into consideration..

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Well... technically IQ is statistically adjusted to be centered on 100 with a standard deviation of 15 so the average IQ would go from 100 to 100 in both places.

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piefed.social

Is there some rule that there has to be a famous ginge in residence of US? and now its Ed's turn?

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Bremreply
lemmy.world

Bill Burr & Louis CK both respectfully went bald in solidarity against being ginger, and look what happened to them.

Carrot Top decided to get buff and professionally eat penis and that dude went nowhere.

Get bent, gingers! Ya angry tossers!

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Bremreply
lemmy.world

He didn't just get buff, he fucking bench pressed my mother.

...HE BENCH PRESSED MY MUM, IN FRONT OF SO MANY PEOPLE!!!

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Including your Mum, after she was reamed out by mine!

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squarereply
lemmy.zip

Oh yeah, I forgot he was one of those dickheads.

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It's a full on stack. Dave was 69 with Bill, iirc. Louis jacked it from the corner (after asking for permission)

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If we're speaking plural that's a big question.

It's like asking if space-time has already ended but the continuum didn't get the memo.

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