FFluidBeef quokk.auLife hack: if you run someone with your car you get points on your license instead of jail time.6Reply
hansolo lemmy.todayEh, modern witchcraft, huh? I do it like the old ways demand. Shove 'em down some stairs.2Reply
EEtterra discuss.onlineYou can sub the car out with a high window or cliff if you take the right Metamagic Feat.2Reply
SSkybreakerEngineer replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesOnly if you're a vampire with time stopping powers9Reply
AAlatarius replylemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 replyThat leaves me out. I'm just an archer that shoots kitchen utensils.7Reply
SSkybreakerEngineer replylemmy.worldWell then go back to moping in your reality marble. There should still be a vaguely sword-shaped hunk of rock in there that's pretty good at splatting people.1Reply
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Life hack: if you run someone with your car you get points on your license instead of jail time.
Sounds like a curse charles le sorcier would use
Eh, modern witchcraft, huh?
I do it like the old ways demand. Shove 'em down some stairs.
You can sub the car out with a high window or cliff if you take the right Metamagic Feat.
When the Black Mage cast Car you better have Insurance casted beforehand.
Can I substitute a steamroller?
Only if you're a vampire with time stopping powers
what if i'm a wolfman with surfing powers?
That leaves me out. I'm just an archer that shoots kitchen utensils.
Well then go back to moping in your reality marble. There should still be a vaguely sword-shaped hunk of rock in there that's pretty good at splatting people.
Thought this was the fuckcars com.