Spyke

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piefed.ca

2 different versions of outlook that don't work for some reason.

Fuck new outlook btw

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It's an abomination. (And kinda shitty that it's yet another web app, you can copy the link for the background graphics even... so stupid)

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Someone made a comic like this long ago, but I can't seem to find the original artist :/

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“We’ve found an abundant pocket of water on Mars. Enough to sustain our proposed data centers for a few decades.”

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midwest.social

Don't worry, we've already established that Outlook doesn't work in space.

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It's not much of a surprise, since it doesn't work on Earth either.

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lemmy.zip

"Houston, we have two Microsoft Teams, and neither of them is working."

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mkwtreply
lemmy.world

How will you be able to talk to Houston if your Teams is not working?

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Fun fact, that big gash is called Valles Marineris and it's the deepest canyon in the solar system.

There's probably nothing scary in there...

Edit: largest not deepest, this is what I get for staying up too late

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frankreply
sopuli.xyz

It's definitely the largest canyon, if I'm reading Wiki right. It's over 4km long and 200 wide, compared to the Grand Canyon at 277km long and 29 wide

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Wait a second....how do yoh decide it's 4 long and 200 wide instead of 200 long and 4 wide?

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PlaneMakerreply
feddit.org

The Mariana Trench seems to be deeper, 11000 m compared to 7000 m. But I’m not sure what’s the reference point on Mars for elevation. But at least can’t fall into the Mariana Trench

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14th_cylonreply
lemmy.zip

But at least can’t fall into the Mariana Trench

why not? is there some local anomaly that causes gravity not to work?

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PlaneMakerreply
feddit.org

I wouldn’t consider this as falling, but i get your point, i don’t see why sinking shouldn’t also be falling

I should have specified: at least you won’t die from the impact

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Air is not so different from water in the grand scheme of things, we're just designed for and acclimated to air rather than water. So yeah, I think sinking is at best a subgenre of falling.

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OpenStarsreply
discuss.online

Okay here me out, are you really saying that you don't want him to go to Mars?

I do. Or anywhere else really. Ideally hell. I mean even if hell did not exist, make one and then go to it. (Or I guess it would really be the other way around? 😜)

But you know, Musk fucking off to Mars is also okay with me. Better there then here anyway.

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Men are from Mars. Elon Musk is not a man he is a pile of dung, he doesn't belong there.

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Sabatareply
ani.social

We can send him and all the other billionaires to Mars, but not enough fuel to come back.

Then turn off communications. Humanity saved.

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Okay so what happens when they take all of Earth's most precious resources with them when they leave... you know what, fuck it we ball, let's roll out!

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I would rather he stay here and burn on the planet he and other rich assholes have fucked up and we go to Mars and start over without those parasites.

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lemmy.world

Honestly? From this angle? Probably a couple eyes to match that mouth

Actually you can kinda see eyes, nose and mouth if you look carefully

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That depends, is the planet Mogo or Ego? I'd feel pretty good if Mogo were our nearest celestial neighbor. Alternatively it means a poorly buried giant, next we find out Transformers are real, Mars just used to be filled with Energon and the war depleted it. Granted a face that large, could imply Unicron, which is also a problem.

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Teams already takes 22 minutes to work... add the delay to that and you'll be in an infinite loop of lost contact

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Why do I see a fucking face looking at this picture it's like Mars has extreme apathy or depression with this face => •_•

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lemmus.org

i like teams. its an easy way for companies to implement remote work.

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Uh oh, nuance and subtlety detected - in the direction opposing the approved echo chamber opinion (may it live forever, and which definitely has clothes on), Lemmy will now commence the downvote brigade.

Oh shoot I almost forgot to preemptively throw up my own protective defenses - "I do solemly declare that Microsoft is an evil corporation, named after a soft dick, which must be opposed by all means necessary... and henceforth pledge to only use (Arch) Linux forevermore." (Ha! As if we all weren't already doing that!🤪 Right!? R-right!!?!! R-r-right???)

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lemmy.world

I am so fucking annoyed by Microsoft lately. Their mulitstep security that sometimes makes you repeat all the steps randomly. The pain if you have to use multiple accounts. That is almost all for work. And as a teacher, it takes too much time to do these things while trying to run a class, while also having to use a phone to authenticate! Such bullshit!

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I hate when companies put too many services under one account. It's shit like that which makes you need 2FA for bloody Minecraft.

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I think Mars is still an oxide planet. Surely a petrofying planet would be carbonic, like Titan?

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