I can see this. Or getting so bored of regular sex that only super kinky stuff gets them going (having regeneration powers would open up a whole lot of possibilities)
Canonically according to who? There are a million different canons. Wikipedia's list of vampires includes Count Chocula. It's like Arthurian legend times a million. Literally anything can be canon if at least one person has written it down --
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He has a toothpick in his mouth; it must be Jackie Daytona!
All I can see is Jackie Daytona, regular human being.
My thoughts almost exactly lol What We Do in the Shadows has p much all vampires canonically bi and it’s glorious
he's my best friend, he's my pal ,he's my homeboy ... my rotten soldier, he's my sweet cheese , my
good time boyBAT!
vampires are probably ace
I can see this. Or getting so bored of regular sex that only super kinky stuff gets them going (having regeneration powers would open up a whole lot of possibilities)
Instead of asphyxiation kink they could have a stake kink. Like driving it in just to the edge of the heart
Low watt sunlamp kink
I think you've described the Shädowmän. "Ah, the light"
Just the tip
probably fluid
Vampires are canonically bisexual. All of them.
Canonically according to who? There are a million different canons. Wikipedia's list of vampires includes Count Chocula. It's like Arthurian legend times a million. Literally anything can be canon if at least one person has written it down --
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Being anything for all eternity would suck. I don't want to live forever. I'm not even sure about the rest of the week.