showerthoughts·ShowerthoughtsbySnausagesinaBlanket I wonder sometimes if a depressed man that masturbates is actually a tear jerker.View original on lemmy.world40Comments5Reply
WWhoIzDisIz lemmy.todayIf he masturbates so furiously that he tears what he's jerking, it's no wonder he's so depressed.6Reply
BananaPeal sh.itjust.works1Hide 1 replyTurn it into a joke: What do you call someone who masturbates to people crying? A tear jerker.4Reply
Apytele sh.itjust.worksInterestingly I have a fair amount of patients who cry more as they're coming out of their depression than when they were in the thick of it.2Reply
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Only if he pulls too hard.
If he masturbates so furiously that he tears what he's jerking, it's no wonder he's so depressed.
Turn it into a joke: What do you call someone who masturbates to people crying? A tear jerker.
Or just a jerk (who gets off on schadenfreude).
Interestingly I have a fair amount of patients who cry more as they're coming out of their depression than when they were in the thick of it.