Lemme guess though that weed will still get you fired

Hey look at us! A country that can’t manage to recruit anyone into our government who hasn’t committed a sex crime.

are they in that much of a hurry to hire?

Hey, if the boss can do it, why can't the rest of the agents?

Googly Eyed CHUDs have unique hiring rules.

one of these things is not like the other

Bestiality should be an automatic disqualification for continuing to breathe.

LMAO they do this but won't hire you for the strangest, normal things unless you are their prostitute. Down terrible and not surprising.