CBT not working?
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I've just had my first CBT session and my anxiety isn't any better and my balls hurt really bad. What went wrong?
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You went to a Constrictive Ball Torsion appointment rather than your Cognitive Behavioural Therapy appointment.
And unlike the former, the latter isn't a quick fix. It takes time and work on your part.
What you needed was the Cock and Ball Torture. Easy mistake. /s
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That’s ok, with the right motorcycle seat it doubles as Cock and Ball Torture. You’re on the right track!
Too much focus on the balls, tell them to double down on the cock next time.
They must not have tortured your cock and/or balls hard enough.
Its CB D. No worries though its a common mistake, we all have been there.
You'll never see results from one session, if you want to steril-max you need a lease 14 sessions
They didn't do it right. Next time tell them to lay your nuts on a fucking dresser.
Just your nuts laying on a fucking dresser.
And bang them shits with a spiked fucking bat.
My dumbass thought this was about CB radio.
Cocknitive Ballhaviour Torturapy
Sounds like the name of a kickass Rick & Morty episode