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fedinsfw.app

I know this is a shitpost, but as someone who has both sucked dicks and eaten pussy it's disingenuous to act like it's the same to go down on an unshaven version of each.

I don't care if you don't shave if you have a vagina, and aesthetically I don't really have a preference, but I enjoy eating a shaved/waxed pussy a lot more. It's a sensory thing. I don't like having a mouthful of wet pubes. For the dicks I've sucked this is a non-issue either way.

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piefed.world

Try sucking a tiny dick like mine that looks like a mushroom barely popping out of a shag carpet and get back to me.

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lemmy.world

As my old boss used to say, which was super inappropriate and I hated every second of it: trimming the bushes makes the house look bigger.

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I actually miss the fluffy bushes. Yes it made eating out more of a challenge but I don't find shaved or the small landing strips very attractive.

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lemmy.ca

He wasn't that far from the worst

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lemmy.world

He's in the bottom ten, but is currently getting overshadowed by someone in the bottom five.

That makes him look better by proxy.

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lemmy.world

From bad to worst:

10th: Nixon

9th: Bush

8th: Wilson

7th: Hoover

6th: Tyler

5th: Harding

4th: Pierce

3rd: Trump

2nd: A. Johnson

1st: Buchanan

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Famkoreply
lemmy.world

How is Reagan not on that list? Half of the problems in the United States could be traced back to him.

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He'd be in the bottom 15. The problem with ranking Reagan is that most of the big issues with him didn't become fully apparent until long after he was out of office. When you make a list like this it's kinda hard to fit all the awful US presidents in a top 10.

All the president's between 1840 and 1860 alone deserve to be somewhere in the bottom 15 for endlessly supporting slavery and setting the stage for the civil war, which makes fitting Reagan in kinda difficult.

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Blue Labelreply
lemmy.world

As a non-american, I'm surprised you have presidents on-par with Thump.

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Only because we have a firm understanding of their legacies. If I made this list again in 40 years there's a good chance he's in 1st place.

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Andrew Johnson's failures persist to this day. He was the 17th president. (Took over after Lincoln was assassinated and refused to seriously punish the confederate leadership)

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lemmy.ca

but after I trimmed all the bush in my yard, my deck looks bigger.

I will soon post a deck pic.

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kadotuxreply
sopuli.xyz

I am looking forward on your deck pick, I really enjoy a well maintained deck.

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Genuinely one of the greatest videos on YouTube.

Don’t forget the Caulk to fix up your deck before the neighbours come and sit on it

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I don't understand men who don't like Bush.

Both Sixteen Stone and Razorblade Suitcase were phenomenal albums.

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lemmy.world

You're not going to find a lot of people openly discussing enjoying the younger bush, if that's what you mean. Rightly so, just saying. But most people don't care TOO much if you like the older bush.

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Rhaedasreply
fedia.io

The nut usually isn't far from the tree.

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crunchyreply
lemmy.dbzer0.com

At least the people that liked Bush Sr. were overruled by the voting populace.

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Bin laden certainly enjoyed him. Should’ve seen what he said about his goatish buffoonery

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