Let's drink a stimulant so I can function better to keep the rotten gears of capitalism spinning, yay!
Coffee is meant to be enjoyed, it is meant to be brewed with care and is meant to taste good.
Take your time to enjoy a good cup of coffee, not a cup of go fast liquid. And if you don't like coffee go with another caffeinated drink you'd enjoy.
I simply refuse to view excessive consumption of caffeine for unviable amounts of productivity as "not substance abuse". I've done it for a whole year, don't do it. Enjoy your coffee even if it means waking up earlier for it. Life's short.
Tangentially related to the post, it is something I wanted to get off my chest
You know I needed to read that
I used to legitimately enjoy coffee, but I've been drinking too much of it too fast and letting it ruin my day
This job doesn't deserve to take the things I love and turn them into problems anymore
12 replies
Let's drink a stimulant so I can function better to keep the rotten gears of capitalism spinning, yay!
Coffee is meant to be enjoyed, it is meant to be brewed with care and is meant to taste good.
Take your time to enjoy a good cup of coffee, not a cup of go fast liquid. And if you don't like coffee go with another caffeinated drink you'd enjoy.
I simply refuse to view excessive consumption of caffeine for unviable amounts of productivity as "not substance abuse". I've done it for a whole year, don't do it. Enjoy your coffee even if it means waking up earlier for it. Life's short.
Tangentially related to the post, it is something I wanted to get off my chest
You know I needed to read that I used to legitimately enjoy coffee, but I've been drinking too much of it too fast and letting it ruin my day This job doesn't deserve to take the things I love and turn them into problems anymore
Me: Hey buddy can I get some energy?
Coffee: How about needing to poop and feeling anxious?
How about a nice nap?
One of the big paradoxes of my life: how caffeine wakes me up, but then also makes me go back to sleep.
Why burden your coffee with all these heavy expectations? Let your coffee grow free into what it chooses to be!
It chooses to be torrents of piss
If you looove somebody... 🎵
You brought him into the world, now you're going to drink him out of it!
More like piss him out of it.
Why is he looking down and right (from his POV) and not at the coffee?
Not everyone has the cojones to look directly at their coffee when it starts talking to them.