That's why I find it funny when people are asked what animal they wanted to be and some answer with some apex predator in the jungle or the sea. I always answer with house cat. You are fed and pampered with, and you don't even have to show affection or gratitude back. You can be an asshole and they'll find you adorable.
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I think cats have it better; dogs are expected to do a bit of work, even if it's just companionship.
I know multiple people who refer to their cats as "asshole" but still provide everything for it.
That's why I find it funny when people are asked what animal they wanted to be and some answer with some apex predator in the jungle or the sea. I always answer with house cat. You are fed and pampered with, and you don't even have to show affection or gratitude back. You can be an asshole and they'll find you adorable.
I retired at 25....25yrs ago. It's kinda the same, except the IRS doesn't hassle us 😁
Good boy just lucked into indentured servants via unearned hereditary privilege
Oh no, I don't want mysterious. I never want the IRS to bother me lol
This is me, though I'm a wolf instead of a dog. Close enough.
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Tommy Wiseau?