Sibshops feddit.cl5Hide 5 repliesMy favorite advice to give: "don't add or subtract from the population"77Reply
Bahnd Rollard replylemmy.worldDo not end up in The newspaper The hospital Or jail (if you do end up in jail, establish dominance quickly) Addendum: Dont do anything you would be afraid to explain to the paramedics.34Reply
pelespirit replysh.itjust.worksYou've been added to the Best of Lemmy: https://sh.itjust.works/post/655290279Reply
mmushroommunk replylemmy.today2Hide 2 repliespulls knife out of a fascist oh crap. Sibshops gave me literally only one rule4Reply
tturtlesareneat piefed.caThat's cause dads are smart and know the kid ain't gonna follow those instructions, so you gotta set them up to tell the truth promptly when they get back and shit's gone sideways.3Reply
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My favorite advice to give: "don't add or subtract from the population"
Do not end up in
Addendum: Dont do anything you would be afraid to explain to the paramedics.
You've been added to the Best of Lemmy: https://sh.itjust.works/post/65529027
pulls knife out of a fascistoh crap. Sibshops gave me literally only one ruleNo, that's fine. Exception that proves rule, or something.
Then add one to the population.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do
But that doesn't say much
Exactly
That's cause dads are smart and know the kid ain't gonna follow those instructions, so you gotta set them up to tell the truth promptly when they get back and shit's gone sideways.