FRANZOSEN 😡

EDIT: if my HS French serves me right, the translation goes approximately like this (no Google, I swear):

1. Panel: "I can't see the eclipse!"
2. Panel: "Where is that tiny dark disk?"
3. Panel: "Hang on, I'm going to sit on your face."
4. Panel: "Ah yes, it's much clearer now."

This is so close to being a loss edit