That scene where they makeshift a condom out of animal intestines was brutal, but it's no different than what Han and Luke did in that Tauntaun that fateful snowy night
One example of heteronormativity is in the original script Han gets Luke boypreggers and births a powerful androgynous jedi. If only that made it past the censors... :(
...and then they all died of dysentery because that uneducated, unnamed boy was never taught proper sanitation because he pooped in the woods nearby and didn't bury it, resulting in shigellosis being spread to the entire family by the flies that landed in the poop transferring the shigella dysenteriae bacteria on to the food the family was preparing for the poor, sweet boy who they worried would drive his pole into their daughters just as surely as he would a pole into the ground.
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I have never seen Brokeback mountain. I will now assume this is the plot and refuse any opinions contrary to my new world view.
oh it is, except that they keep drinkin from that flask and then they do sex
That scene where they makeshift a condom out of animal intestines was brutal, but it's no different than what Han and Luke did in that Tauntaun that fateful snowy night
Weren't original condoms made of that as well? From what I remember they can't stop all STIs though. I may be remembering wrong though.
One example of heteronormativity is in the original script Han gets Luke boypreggers and births a powerful androgynous jedi. If only that made it past the censors... :(
wouldn't two males make a hyper-male jedi
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this made me genuinely laugh out loud. thank you
STD's are serious buisness
did someone say gex
Slip of the tongue.
...and then they all died of dysentery because that uneducated, unnamed boy was never taught proper sanitation because he pooped in the woods nearby and didn't bury it, resulting in shigellosis being spread to the entire family by the flies that landed in the poop transferring the shigella dysenteriae bacteria on to the food the family was preparing for the poor, sweet boy who they worried would drive his pole into their daughters just as surely as he would a pole into the ground.
I said it before, and I will say it again: Every proper yaoi needs a bidet subplot.
This is definitely an opener to a very particular type of book.
... i'll be in mah bunk.