funhole·Funholebypmjv Lemmy Just Introduced a New Engagement MethodView original on lemmy.sdf.org116Comments32Reply
cathfish lemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesProud to be part of AI enshitification* -I don't know how to write this word 8Reply
pmjv replylemmy.sdf.org4Hide 4 replies "Why is it called entshitification if it has nothing to do with ents?" -- JRR Tolkien12Reply
JJayjader jlai.lu1Hide 1 reply Creators will receive […] each time their content appears somewhere on someone's device Ah, yes, the reverse-Unity maneuver. Time to bring back the million-dollar-website approach to content layout - there's money to be made!5Reply
TThunderComplex lemmy.today6Hide 6 repliesNice, now how do I get rich off of this so I don’t need a „real“ job?2Reply
TThunderComplex replylemmy.today2Hide 2 repliesYeah, the birth lottery is real. Don't believe in reincarnation doe so you're stuck with me2Reply
iisles lemmy.world1Hide 1 replyThis dopamine slot machine for creators and advertisers keeps paying out!2Reply
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I scrolled past this post twice to help you out.
thank you so much! my sponsors love it!
I have viewed AND engaged. My usefulness has been spent.
You should rest now! Thank you so much!
Proud to be part of AI enshitification*
-- JRR Tolkien
Uh, ents that take a shit?
Trees that fertilize themselves?
Scientists hate this one tree-creature!
Don't they already do that?
Engagement goes brrrrr.
Sweet!
upclicks 👀
Tripple engagement!
The content is really contenting!
Ah, yes, the reverse-Unity maneuver. Time to bring back the million-dollar-website approach to content layout - there's money to be made!
Pretty cool!
Nice, now how do I get rich off of this so I don’t need a „real“ job?
I have the answer, but you're not going to like it.
Give it to me, I can handle the truth
Die. Get born again to super rich parents.
Yeah, the birth lottery is real. Don't believe in reincarnation doe so you're stuck with me
I wouldn't recommend trying it! Glad to have you.
This dopamine slot machine for creators and advertisers keeps paying out!
This post alone funded 1/3rd of my next post!
i've lost the will to lem
sorry to hear that
Been called out
What'd you call me?!
Thank you for creating new content!
You're welcome! Thanks for engaging!