Iran labels California its ‘new territory’ after Trump’s Hormuz claim
An official Iranian social media account labeled California a “new territory” of Iran on Tuesday in response to US President Donald Trump posting an image portraying the Strait of Hormuz as “NEW U.S. Territory,” Anadolu reports.
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Florida first
I get what you're doing, but let's not give trump an excuse to bomb California... Could have gone with Louisiana or Florida
Even Iran doesn’t want those states.
Straight of hormuz... Mississippi River Delta...
Iran’s morality police would shit themselves if they walked down any of California’s beaches or anywhere in the blade.
Before or after the furious masturbation?
Yes.
Surely Alabama would have been a better fit?
Alabama wouldn't put up with all those Muslims like California will. \s
That's fine, let's set up a date and let them fight it out
That’s actually kind of funny
Fair enough.
I don't think the former Iranians in the area would be happy about that.
I mean, it is literally the Land of the Caliph.
Should be Fla, not Cali.
Did they declare it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9W1zTEuKLY
Do they have a flag?
Maybe they should visit first...
The onion is done
So um, what are Iranian federal tax rates? Or territorial tributes required to our liberators, compared to our current captors?
wtf is with outsiders infatuation with California. we mind our business and want nothing to do with the outside. leave us the hell alone. damn.
U srs?