Rlemmyshitpost·Lemmy ShitpostbyReturn_of_Chippy You have to pay for those Mr.FlockView original on lemmy.world234Comments21Reply
👍Maximum Derek👍 discuss.tchncs.de9Hide 9 repliesSphincter based age verification legislation is probably already working its way through several US states and Australia by now.30Reply
NNarrativeBear replylemmy.world5Hide 5 repliesProbably based on all the AI training data collected on sphincter captcha images.8Reply
👍Maximum Derek👍 replydiscuss.tchncs.deI hate those "find every body orifice" captchas. Does an earlobe count as an ear? Does a Mercedes C-class count, since they're exclusively driven by assholes?8Reply
Sundray replylemmus.org3Hide 3 replies"AI Toilet Camera Raises $10M to Track Gut Health Where Wearables Cannot Reach."5Reply
NNarrativeBear replylemmy.world"Where wearables cannot reach", sounds like they are just not trying hard enough.4Reply
ssurewhynotlem replylemmy.world1Hide 1 replyOkbut listen. Plumbing that could diagnose medical issues is absolutely an opportunity. It also doesn't need to be connected to the fucking internet.2Reply
SSpaceNoodle replylemmy.worldBut how will it maintain dynamic calibration, get new updates, and monetize children's buttholes?1Reply
TrackinDaKraken lemmy.worldGarrett Langley, this cunt right here. Looks like he wants to put cameras in bathrooms: 8Reply
BBigGovernment lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesHow... How are you using the urinal that it's getting a view of your bare ass?7Reply
CorneliusTalmadge replylemmy.worldWait… how are you using so it doesn’t see your bare ass? asking for a friend.3Reply
DDanarchy lemmy.nz2Hide 2 repliesEach of these has $300 in liquid gold inside of them so it would be a shame to tell all the tweakers this fact3Reply
Spice Hoarder lemmy.zipThere was a short lived controversy about bathroom presence sensors. It was silly at the time...1Reply
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Sphincter based age verification legislation is probably already working its way through several US states and Australia by now.
Probably based on all the AI training data collected on sphincter captcha images.
I hate those "find every body orifice" captchas. Does an earlobe count as an ear? Does a Mercedes C-class count, since they're exclusively driven by assholes?
"AI Toilet Camera Raises $10M to Track Gut Health Where Wearables Cannot Reach."
"Where wearables cannot reach", sounds like they are just not trying hard enough.
THAT is a real shit post
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jsVgi8hoFFc
https://youtu.be/DJklHwoYgBQ
Okbut listen. Plumbing that could diagnose medical issues is absolutely an opportunity.
It also doesn't need to be connected to the fucking internet.
But how will it maintain dynamic calibration, get new updates, and monetize children's buttholes?
Garrett Langley, this cunt right here. Looks like he wants to put cameras in bathrooms:
How... How are you using the urinal that it's getting a view of your bare ass?
Correctly
Wait… how are you using so it doesn’t see your bare ass? asking for a friend.
Each of these has $300 in liquid gold inside of them so it would be a shame to tell all the tweakers this fact
That is plumbing for a urinal.
I could easily get $300 of water from plumbing for a urinal
What a shitty post
Thank you
There was a short lived controversy about bathroom presence sensors. It was silly at the time...
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