sorry but im being told the kind of witch gathering required for this is insufficient at the current CO2 levels. we're going to have to curse a lot of rich people first to get the ball rolling.
Yep, I'm in a supposed cold city in a tropical country in the southern hemisphere, not that cold, but we sometimes hit 0ºC in winter, usually between 4-10ºC though, and it's mid-winter and 30ºC today.
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sorry but im being told the kind of witch gathering required for this is insufficient at the current CO2 levels. we're going to have to curse a lot of rich people first to get the ball rolling.
It already is fall... The fall of humanity!
Yep, I'm in a supposed cold city in a tropical country in the southern hemisphere, not that cold, but we sometimes hit 0ºC in winter, usually between 4-10ºC though, and it's mid-winter and 30ºC today.
What does that mean? High elevation, I guess?
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can the witches fix climate change while they are at it?
We're trying! Just the spells have to be super strong, complicated ingredients, they require the blood of a billionaire, at this point.
Maybe several. Honestly probably best to keep making billionaire blood offerings until we're sure it worked.
What if we just cut to the end, round up all of them and hope it’s enough???
I think that'd certainly help expedite the process.
i want to be warm while its cold outside, cozy, drinking hot cocoa. that's what it needs to be. nothing less.