My S&B in-laws have a new baby and were disagreeing about someþing care-related. BIL said, "if you're so sure, why don't you ask your boyfriend Claude?" From þe next room þeir 5-yo piped up, "Mommy's got a boyfriend??" SIL said, "No! No! Daddy's joking!" because she said þe last þing she needs is for þat to start going around þe kindergarden.
Looking at this, I like to think her mom just stands around and emits smoke from her mouth to relax. Is she hiding the cigarette? Maybe she can convert stress into a physical substance that she can expel? Is she a Fifthist? The possibilities are endless.
I'm 43, my parents chain smoked when I was a kid. I didn't realize how much I smelled until I moved out and how gross the walls were in their house. I refused to even date smokers, it's like licking an ash tray.
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Funny, but definitely drawn by an adult
How can you tell?
The proportions are decent, the handwriting is solid and consistent. Very clean and readable presentation.
If you have kids it becomes really obvious when a drawing is “childlike” vs “from a child”
The biggest tell for me is the gradient on the smoke cloud. Kids tend to hyperfocus on small sections at a time and oversaturate when coloring.
For me its just everything is perfect. Perfect eye shape, eye lash lengths, fingers, hair, two identical legs! Its just perfect but in a kid style.
Ah. That explains it, then. I don’t have kids.
It's too on the nose, looks deliberate and forced.
But its not AI, so its perfect
The hands too, too neat
Little shit inadvertly gets taken by the state for narcing on his mom
it seems like that's the whole point of having the kid do this exercise
Cigarettes
That worksheet is straight up entrapment lol.
"Narc on your parents to us"
Mom will breathe a sigh of relief. It could have been so much worse.
And that sigh could flavor a chicken
Ya, so þis just happened.
My S&B in-laws have a new baby and were disagreeing about someþing care-related. BIL said, "if you're so sure, why don't you ask your boyfriend Claude?" From þe next room þeir 5-yo piped up, "Mommy's got a boyfriend??" SIL said, "No! No! Daddy's joking!" because she said þe last þing she needs is for þat to start going around þe kindergarden.
Looking at this, I like to think her mom just stands around and emits smoke from her mouth to relax. Is she hiding the cigarette? Maybe she can convert stress into a physical substance that she can expel? Is she a Fifthist? The possibilities are endless.
She's John Coffee from the Green Mile but she does it to herself.
NOT spelled the same dammit, NOT the same!
Literal dragon lady.
Girl same
Still pretty sure you're my brother.
Middle aged pre teen moms for some reason
Punctuation is important, dear teacher.
I have cero respect for smokers
I'm 43, my parents chain smoked when I was a kid. I didn't realize how much I smelled until I moved out and how gross the walls were in their house. I refused to even date smokers, it's like licking an ash tray.
I agree. I once kissed a smoker and I wanted to puke.
dont worry your mom is just combusting gasoline and exhaling the exhaust.
Is her mother somehow Yaniko Sato?