I have the distinct feeling this is more like SCP-049, who views aging as a disease and wishes to cure everyone from dying... by killing and resurrecting them as zombies.
I tired this and it's disappointing. It's only like 4 or 5 maggots like in the picture. If you're going to do maggots you want writhing. Writhing takes at least 100 maggots.
Hmm... it might be a bad sign that after reading I had to squint at the picture and try to justify feeling that she was now more attractive than she had been at first.
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I will not eat them from my chair.
I will not eat them anywhere.
I do not eat moist maggot swirl.
I do not like it, creepy girl.
of all the responses I would expect this post to generate, Dr. Seuss was not one of them
Cured of... having $30?
And of not having 5 maggots
Cured from life
I thought it said cursed. Which makes more sense to me anyways.
fuck it, can't be more of a miserable crapshoot than trying different SSRIs. Bring on the maggots.
I have the distinct feeling this is more like SCP-049, who views aging as a disease and wishes to cure everyone from dying... by killing and resurrecting them as zombies.
I tired this and it's disappointing. It's only like 4 or 5 maggots like in the picture. If you're going to do maggots you want writhing. Writhing takes at least 100 maggots.
Jane Prentiss be like
This keeps getting reposted.... Why? 🤮
Ug, sorry to re-traumatize then. First I've seen it.
Today's unlucky 10000
https://xkcd.com/1053/
She only works in Spartanburg, SC. She doesn't travel. 😔
I tried this, but got impatient and just ate the whole couch after a few days.
Hmm... it might be a bad sign that after reading I had to squint at the picture and try to justify feeling that she was now more attractive than she had been at first.