A lesson in Karma
Day 2403 of the Buddha's enlightenment
Buddha: And what is it you need?
Young man: I want to be the best that ever was!
Buddha: And so do you not realize that it is your attachment to desire that causes you to suffer?
Young man: Yes, I know desire causes suffering.
Buddha: No, for one thousandth fucking time, that is not right! It is attachment to desire that manifests suffering. It is good to want to be good. It is bad to want to stand on others. And it is foolish to wish to be the best when you have trouble wiping your own butt!
Young man: I saw fire come out your butt!
Buddha: Yea, and in five hundred years, as I literally said, my dharma will come to a close as a new dharma will emerge as water becomes wine in this cosmic experiment, because if you didn't catch it the first 2403 times I've said this, you are what you entangle yourself with, so if you entangle yourself with the divine, then you will be divine in the next lifetime of this biological incarnation, but if you choose to be a dog, then you will be more animalistic in your next life, and we live many lives each biological incarnation.
Young man: But what of "physics?"
Buddha: Somehow you're reading these words without me speaking them. There is better pedagogy than you are aware. What I will call the Ālaya-vijñāna is preparing the seeds of your experience based on how you plant them. This creates the illusion you experience, and it is this existence-illusion complex that you get lost in and is the most effective means for a "God" to communicate with you. You lose yourself in the Garden for this is the most fertile ground for you to grow to the point of not needing any ground to exist.
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Can I repost this is in comedyheaven?
That would cause unforseen anal seepage, for starters.
Off topic question: what does your username mean? It reminds me of when new accounts after 2022 would be assigned a randomly generated 2-word username but that's not what happens here.
I'm a juggler and math teacher, so naturally, I'm Epstein's boss, obviously!
I was paid zero dollars to say this. That's how selfless I am!
It is joke but truth. All archetypes of being are found in the proliferation of biological evolution; all is ultimately built on sacred geometry, therefore certain maxims of biological and memetic character exist. If you are the epitome of shrewd in human life, you will become a shrew, so to speak. But, lower animals have set paths up and down. Part of human archetype is the ability to adapt. The ideal being is the ideal adaptor. Less than that in the human form, you fall into feral disgrace through the nature of your entanglements*
*meaning attachment to specific form guarantees reincarnation to those formal traits.