Help my demon poop plotter is the idiot.

They do like to trade off occasionally, though.

And it's impossible to tell which is which.

This is like 80% accurate yeah

Not in my experience.

i don't own cats. i have two of them. if anything, they own me.

Nah. Mine where a doddering old man who just wanted food and pets and sleep, and a deranged criminal intent on chasing him around the house and torturing him for her own amusement.