starwarsmemes·Star Wars MemesbyThe Picard Maneuver Nobody knows the true roger of your heartView original on lemmy.world429Comments12Reply
oominous ocelot leminal.space7Hide 7 repliesHe can smoke. No lungs. The worst that will happen to him is, getting a yellowish and sticky layer on the inside. If droids are bit like PCs.10Reply
mmarcos replylemmy.world6Hide 6 repliesAre you kidding? That kind of thing is what kills computers!13Reply
LLifeInMultipleChoice replylemmy.dbzer0.com3Hide 3 repliesDroid lights cigarette, cigarette goes out. He's got no lungs, he's not pulling any air through the cigarette so they'll go out near immediately and never pull anything into his frame. Speeders are a much bigger threat5Reply
FuglyDuck replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesPretty sure this guy with a lighter is a greater threat. Burn all his buddies in a warehouse fire. I’d say Jedi and clone troopers, but like. Yeah. More b1s were killed by other b1 incompetence.0Reply
LLifeInMultipleChoice replylemmy.dbzer0.com1Hide 1 replysir you can't handle that lighter. Here now turn on those giant thrusters and drive this machine around.2Reply
FuglyDuck replylemmy.worldThey’re so incompetent, you can’t even rely on them to crash a speeder in a dangerous way.3Reply
MinnesotaGoddam replylemmy.worldLike bowling alleys, it's not a real droid unless it's covered in nicotine3Reply
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He can smoke. No lungs.
The worst that will happen to him is, getting a yellowish and sticky layer on the inside. If droids are bit like PCs.
Are you kidding? That kind of thing is what kills computers!
Droid lights cigarette, cigarette goes out. He's got no lungs, he's not pulling any air through the cigarette so they'll go out near immediately and never pull anything into his frame. Speeders are a much bigger threat
Pretty sure this guy with a lighter is a greater threat. Burn all his buddies in a warehouse fire.
I’d say Jedi and clone troopers, but like. Yeah. More b1s were killed by other b1 incompetence.
sir you can't handle that lighter. Here now turn on those giant thrusters and drive this machine around.
They’re so incompetent, you can’t even rely on them to crash a speeder in a dangerous way.
Like bowling alleys, it's not a real droid unless it's covered in nicotine
Roger roger :(
What’s your vector victor
And please don’t call me Shirley
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