I solved the problem with initiating human relations (read full post for info)
It happened. I thought this only ever happened to people who are lonely and desperate, but it happened to me. Whatever that says about me, I can't say.
So I was sitting across from a stranger at a train, and imagined the life we could've had together if only we talked and hit it off. Long story short, I didn't say anything, and now will probably remember this day until I'm old and wrinkly, thinking "It could've been awsome. She could've been the one."
Anyway, unlike all you lazy plebeians (no offense), I actually solved this problem.
Introducing the Phero-Sense (patent pending), a new better way to tell if she/he is into you. Humans are basically nose blind when it comes to sensing hormones and pheromones of other humans. But we have machines that can sense these things no problem. No longer will you be forced to sit across the most beautiful person you've seen all your life and wonder "maybe?". Now you can know for sure.
Our patent pending technology analizes the pheromone output of another person and then matches it against yours, telling you with a high degree of accuracy: 1. if that person is "attracted" to you and in what way (friend, partner, sibling). 2. If you are genetically compatible with that person.
I have no prototype and no funding. You can send me money via carrier pigeon, although you WILL have to pay for first shipping the pigeon to your location.
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