They have also been killing Ecuadorian fisherman, while starving the servicemen stationed in the gulf.

How do you even describe maga and this administration? Evil incompetence?

I hoped that this was something misinterpreted but nope, AP News links to the DHS contract/forecast publication found here

I'm hoping they shock themselves putting them on, or when patting each other on the shoulder as they cheer for inappropriate comments.

How long before one of them zaps themself at the urinal?

I suspect this is just a means to scam the federal government. People used to make these out of old disposable camera parts combined with a large capacitor. The article says they're spending tens of millions on this contract, I wonder how much they are per unit.

Throw water on them...