> Forensics revealed that the 'realistic' looking body was in fact not human.
offbeat·OffbeatbyFTonsilStones 'Body in suitcase' found in Australia turns out to be lifelike doll Forensics revealed that the 'realistic' looking body was in fact not human. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/clyqg4w3gz9oOpen linkView original on lemmy.ca40Comments5Reply
GGrimy lemmy.world1Hide 1 reply"What do you have here sir" "It's a, uhhh, it's a, well. It's a dead prostitute" "Looks like a doll, you weren't fucking a doll, were you?" "No sir, that's a real corpse, I swear"15Reply
AAeronMelon lemmy.world“No, sir, you didn’t break any laws. But we’re still going to judge you.”6Reply
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"What do you have here sir"
"It's a, uhhh, it's a, well. It's a dead prostitute"
"Looks like a doll, you weren't fucking a doll, were you?"
"No sir, that's a real corpse, I swear"
And your name, again? Lars?
God forbid a man enjoy a succulent Chinese doll.
“No, sir, you didn’t break any laws. But we’re still going to judge you.”
A real doll?