mmisterundercoat replylemmy.world3Hide 3 repliesGod: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit87Reply
ffeedum_sneedson replylemmy.world9Hide 9 repliesI have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.23Reply
HHulkSmashBurgers replyreddthat.com7Hide 7 repliesHow the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?13Reply
Thcgrasscity replylemmy.ca3Hide 3 repliesYou gotta get right IN there, or else you're just wasting everyone's time.17Reply
Thcgrasscity replylemmy.ca1Hide 1 replyGotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she's all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson.7Reply
ffeedum_sneedson replylemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesYeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.8Reply
HHulkSmashBurgers replyreddthat.com1Hide 1 replyWell enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles?7Reply
SSecret300 replysh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesWhat's this anime called again!? It's on the top of my tongue10Reply
cchatokun replylemmy.worldOne of the biggest weebs I know is also an avid camper. Like every vacation is hiking and camping in the wilds.4Reply
DDragonTypeWyvern literature.cafeAnd then God blames the woman for tempting him with the fruit.35Reply
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God: Hardwires brain chemistry to make freaky shit desirable and pleasurable
Also God: Ew stop doing freaky shit
No, that's the devils work!
Also God: I made the devil
God has a small willy then
I have conjunctivitis in both eyes right now from eating arse too enthusiastically. I will do it again as soon as possible.
How the hell did you get pink eye from eating ass? Were you rubbing your hole face in there lol?
You gotta get right IN there, or else you're just wasting everyone's time.
Gotta tounge punch that fartbox like Muhammad Ali, then when she's all warmed up to ya, go full Mike Tyson.
Yeah, I was rubbing my face holes in there like a man possessed. Getting everything properly under my eyelids. There was thorough eyeball to anus contact. In my defence, it was amazing.
Well enthusiasm counts lol. Maybe next time wear goggles?
Yes sir.
Dental. Dam.
The garden of Eden Dat Ass.
What's this anime called again!? It's on the top of my tongue
Rascal does not dream of Bunny Girl
Thank you! I knew it was something Bunny girl
grass, touch it!!! (:
One of the biggest weebs I know is also an avid camper. Like every vacation is hiking and camping in the wilds.
And then God blames the woman for tempting him with the fruit.
Juicy
Get in there James
Is this peach also full of bugs?
You mean probiotics?
Slimy, yet satisfying..
It's more likely than you think.
Ahhh a true connoisseur of the weird and twisted i see.
Crunchy