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lemmy.world

Dude. Fuck the internet 🤣🤣🤣🤣 how did you... Never mind!

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Hotzmonreply
fedinsfw.app

Hey hey, don't think I just got this from my perv memory! I reverse searched the actress name, and watched all of her videos (for you guys and gals!) to find the correct one.

Hard work, it was third page result in her content!

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Veronica Avluv, for more research. She has some crazy videos.

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lemmy.zip

I had the internet in the early 2000’s weird shit was a daily occurrence and parents didn’t know how to check browser history

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I was a teenager I didn’t know what fake news was, I would say all kinds of dumb untrue shit

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lemmy.world

Did I see anything strange? Why yes I did!

When I was a young boy, I was traveling in the African Sahara when a rock fell and hit me on the head, knocking me unconscious. I awoke a few days later surrounded by a family of chimps. They loved me and cared for me. They picked the bugs out of my hair and the ticks out of my eyes. They taught me their chimp ways, their chimp language, even their chimp dances. It was all I could do to keep from becoming a chimp myself!

Well years later after I was reintroduced to human society I was strolling through a mall and saw someone that was the spitting image of my chimp uncle. I ran up to him and hugged him. "Oh Unkie! Oh Unkie I missed you so! I missed the bananas!" 

He looked down on me with fierce, crazy eyes, and reached up and ripped off his head. It was nothing but a man in a costume. I was mortified.

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well yeah Unkie just ripped his damn head off in front of you and you found out he ate a man in a costume

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You were my friend, and you told me the truth... You were my constant. My touchstone.

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lemmy.world

You shared it with me. Now we're porn buddies! Jerk brothers! A Wank workout!

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Post it to the family group chat, nothing bad will happen probably!

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