Yep. Love my wife, but I've learned that certain snacks transcend the "leave some for other people" rule. Either keep my own stash or get too much for anyone to finish in one sitting.
More sweetly, I can buy her her own "stash" so there's enough for both of us.
We have the opposite problem where we refuse to eat snacks without making sure the other gets half. Like "I'd like to eat some crisps, you want any? No? Okay, then I'm not eating any either. No you don't have to if you don't want to! Stop! Do not go near those crisps! I don't want them anymore!" It's a bit ridiculous, really.
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Yep. Love my wife, but I've learned that certain snacks transcend the "leave some for other people" rule. Either keep my own stash or get too much for anyone to finish in one sitting.
More sweetly, I can buy her her own "stash" so there's enough for both of us.
Oh ohh.
I'll be there just now
We have the opposite problem where we refuse to eat snacks without making sure the other gets half. Like "I'd like to eat some crisps, you want any? No? Okay, then I'm not eating any either. No you don't have to if you don't want to! Stop! Do not go near those crisps! I don't want them anymore!" It's a bit ridiculous, really.
I leave my wife's snacks alone. I leave them well alone. I use all the will and determination I can muster to make sure I dont eat them.
Turns out shes forgot about them and they've gone stale before she remembers.
Every time.
A truly USAian message. A gusher sounds like a pill you take to help women squirt during penetration.
That's what he is talking about, that's why he is upset. She used them without him.
understandable for those who enjoy the taste
Plot twist: it was the dog
Is a “gusher” a brand of sanitary towel?