Spontaneous Human Combustion, while rare, can strike without warning. Tho' I must admit is does appear to be far less common than I was led to believe as a child.
I've been saying "don't explode!" and "have fun, be safe, don't die!" As farewells for just under twenty years. In the last year I've seen them both crop up organically and one is even a movie title now. I like to believe on some level I've genuinely been the change I want to see in the world.
Guys, I know everyone is nervous about the fact Alex Jones popped like a balloon, but I really think it was a direct result of all those whataburgers and fry boxes.
If you don't want to explode, just restrict your food intake to something reasonable.
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I’ll do my best, but no promises.
Spontaneous Human Combustion, while rare, can strike without warning. Tho' I must admit is does appear to be far less common than I was led to believe as a child.
Just like quicksand!
What I'm sayin'! lol
I've been saying "don't explode!" and "have fun, be safe, don't die!" As farewells for just under twenty years. In the last year I've seen them both crop up organically and one is even a movie title now. I like to believe on some level I've genuinely been the change I want to see in the world.
You can't tell me what to do!
There goes my plans for the afternoon 😔
Guys, I know everyone is nervous about the fact Alex Jones popped like a balloon, but I really think it was a direct result of all those whataburgers and fry boxes.
If you don't want to explode, just restrict your food intake to something reasonable.