Funny story, but I actually almost worked for a factory that produced these half-mannequins. I was really desperate for a job, and managed to get an in-person interview, but I never heard anything back after that. I can’t get an erection. It was probably for the best, though, I much prefer my current job.
Ill never understand how so many women feel comfortable just wearing skin tight leggings or yoga pants or whatever they are called, and nothing else, out in public. I absolutely don't mind, but don't they just feel bare ass naked the whole time?
I can understand the leggings, what gets me is the short shorts and miniskirts. Not that I mind, but the idea of my bare ass touching pubic seats is just so bizarre to me.
Guessing I'm not as germ focused as you. I'd feel fine wearing the far left and sitting on the ground in the woods or a chair at a diner, but I feel I'd be to self conscious to wear any of the tights on the right, also a lot of people would probably not appreciate the moose knuckle.
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Funny story, but I actually almost worked for a factory that produced these half-mannequins. I was really desperate for a job, and managed to get an in-person interview, but I never heard anything back after that. I can’t get an erection. It was probably for the best, though, I much prefer my current job.
You know they have solutions for that.
They come in pills now.
They come in pills? No wonder my medications taste off
jobs?
You gotta do what you gotta do
Wait, what was that middle part...?
That they were looked over for the job
What's your current job?
Bad Dragon engineer! 😊
Well you can get erections then and you probably get a discount on them too.
Fun fact: Mannequin was filmed at Woolworths.
Second Fun Fact: That's from a Ween lyric.
Boyz II Men still keepin’ up the beat.
Freeeedoooooom of seventyyyyyy siiiiiiix yeeeeaaaaah
Any day at the butt store is a good day.
Those mannequins need to develop ab strength, they're all holding their pelvis too far forward.
I think they are currently working on doing calf raises
what does that have to do with each other?
Ill never understand how so many women feel comfortable just wearing skin tight leggings or yoga pants or whatever they are called, and nothing else, out in public. I absolutely don't mind, but don't they just feel bare ass naked the whole time?
I can understand the leggings, what gets me is the short shorts and miniskirts. Not that I mind, but the idea of my bare ass touching pubic seats is just so bizarre to me.
Guessing I'm not as germ focused as you. I'd feel fine wearing the far left and sitting on the ground in the woods or a chair at a diner, but I feel I'd be to self conscious to wear any of the tights on the right, also a lot of people would probably not appreciate the moose knuckle.
Dont look up the Newcastle UK and a friday night out in December, the average temp is 2 degrees C.
brrrrrrr
If we have a butt that we'd like to make available for purchase how does one go about having it placed on display?
Laugh it off, then send it in, I think.
Buy 4 butt mannequins get 40 free
Bogo special on butt cheeks!
As a buttologist, they could have added some contrapposto to create a more dynamic feeling.
Just what I needed.
A butt?
A store.
Thank god for Latin America
lost izalith got a glow-up