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True.

The most stolen cars are the dull, popular models that can be striped for parts.

No one wants to ride around town in a stolen Lambo or Bentley, because even a dumb cop can spot that car.

Even Sherlock Holmes would have a problem picking out which 2021 Toyota was stolen.

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lemmus.org

Okay, but what if they were all ahegao stickers?

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Ignotumreply
lemmy.world

"do you know why i pulled you over?"
"No?"
"license, registration, and name of the hentai that girl on the hood is from please"

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People in the past couldn’t even fathom hundreds of girls about to receive sperm being plastered all over their buggies. What a time to be alive.

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PattyMcBreply
lemmy.world

I've seen worse. What's that other genre called? Futunabi or something

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lemmy.world

Reminds me I saw a Hatsune Miku car the other day. Honestly, they make me smile and you likely imagine an otaku white incel guy driving it but I look over and the dude looks like a chicano gangster lol.

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Axolotlreply
feddit.it

I mean, would a otaku white inc guy have enough money to do something like that?

::: spoiler Spoiler Nah, they, like most people probably have barelly enough money for a car 💔 :::

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The funny thing is I live where there's a lot of mechanics and detailers so I see it rather often because they don't need to afford it-- they own the machine that does the wrap or know a guy. Lol

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lemmy.world

Barely related but I am constantly amazed by people who look at images like this and go "yeah I can name all of these characters from my head." It's a skill that should be studied.

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minfapperreply
piefed.social

Legit I don't think I can recognize any of those characters, and I thought I was a pretty big weeb.

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Exactly. Cops don't want to start the "Best Girl" debate in the middle of traffic because they know how contentious that can get.

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