theonion·The Onion and other satire w/ layersbyCubitOom Hegseth to Personally Test Erection Strength of Each Soldierhttps://thehardtimes.net/breaking/hegseth-to-personally-test-erection-strength-of-each-soldier/Open linkView original on infosec.pub390Comments7Reply
ccristigyk piefed.social"sperm tasting is next' said Hegseth. 'sir, you mean sperm testing?' 'i know what i said' whispered Hegseth with a smile.38Reply
Rhaedas replyfedia.ioLow bar there. They've been spitting Truth even before we realized they had a damn crystal ball.10Reply
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I personally love that fact this this is from thehardtimes.net
"sperm tasting is next' said Hegseth. 'sir, you mean sperm testing?' 'i know what i said' whispered Hegseth with a smile.
The Onion slinging more facts than Fox since 2016.
Low bar there. They've been spitting Truth even before we realized they had a damn crystal ball.
Cock pushups are back on the menu boys.
One is really all you need