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I actually did a version of this when I offered nudes to someone in public on a Discord server, she declined and I was like "thought so".

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lemmy.world

Really tired of the association between "Canadian" and "polite." Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks too, and they share those pics incessantly. Don't let some of them read this and then think to themselves, "I'm polite about my grainy, unfocused, dick pics even if I don't always ask, because I'm Canadian."

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Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks

It really is rude to compose shots so poorly.

It's like they've never bothered to learn to crank that F-stop while increasing the exposure to get that shallow depth of field. It gives an illusion of depth.

I like to use a 60mm prime lens on an MFT to give it a crop-factor equivalent of 120mm.

And go with a snooted strobe to get that shadow detail. Ring flashes are lazy and have no chatacter.

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Of course not, that's why it's a problem. Don't act like you are unaware of the conception I'm talking about. I'm saying that the fact that it can be evoked and accepted so easily is a problem given that Canadians are hardly more polite than anyone else, and many if not most of them are bigoted in some major way.

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You could always do they like do in mexico (from my experience, anyway), you're totally straight so long as you only top or get head. You're only gay if you're the bottom/pasivo.

Do this, and increase the percentage of tops on Grindr. Lol. Right now they're at a buffet, and they're way too damn picky for it lmao

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The s is hilarious to find out that they carry my logic. Before I had kids I used to joke with my friends I'm fine with my kids being gay so long as they pitch and not catch lol

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Ooh, there's a discount for quantities of 5 or more. Thrifty and slutty, my kind of place!

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lemmy.ml

Been kinda casually dating for a while, those people are the worst and don't deserve any kind of response.

The only thing they will ever want is a one night stand on their terms and never talk again. These slums of people have completely destroyed my self confidence for a while, and I don't even want to think about what kinda STDs I would have gotten if I slept with them.

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On the other hand, the transparency is appreciated. It's much worse when someone seems normal, then does exactly the same thing.

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fedinsfw.app

I've had a few dudes approach me in a similar way. If you're interacting in porno spaces online, it's more common than you'd think, buuuut unfortunately still a lot less common than dudes who don't treat me like a person.

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sh.itjust.works

Are unsolicited pictures of Dick Van Dyke ok?

Oh, pants, now I've asked they won't be unsolicited. I need to really rethink my dick game plans!!

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sh.itjust.works

I dunno what age range of dick pics you get from people but I, for one, am glad I'm passed my dick pic sending era. You should definitely get treated like a person more often than it sounds like you do.

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fedinsfw.app

We love character growth!

I guess I should explain a little more: when people approach me with the intent to sext, or whatever, most of them are terrible and disrespectful about it. People who just message me to be like "I like your art!" (i'm a porno artist) or whatever still comprise most of the messages I get and those people are generally good :)

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Well that actually super nice to hear that the majority of messages you get are wholesome or kind in nature. It rekindles a little spark of hope in humanity in me that is always at risk of being snuffed out with everything going on in the world right now.

Keep doing what you do kind stranger, you seem like a genuinely kind person.

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lemmy.today

They don't treat you as a person on porno places and you are surprised?

What kind of people do you think hang out there... Its not going to be people interested in your soul.

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What part of my post indicated surprise to you?

To be clear, I'm never surprised when men are rude to me online, regardless of the space I'm in lol. I am generally disappointed that that's the state of the Internet, which I think is the correct way to feel.

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