xkcd #3276: Recursive Trucker's Hitch
xkcd #3276: Recursive Trucker's Hitch
Title text:
As if the americium smoke detector incident wasn't enough, now nuclear regulators have ANOTHER reason to worry about the Boy Scouts.
Transcript:
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Source: https://xkcd.com/3276/
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Ah, the nonsense we can get up to when we ignore friction and the tensile strength of materials...
We're doing physics aren't we?
Just think of the nonsense we could get up to if we made it spherical and put it in a vacuum, too!
So... Where do you guys source your unbreakable rope?
Same place I get my infinite 2d planes
Is that where the spherical cows are too?
Used to be, until someone ignored air resistance and they all died.
That you find in isle 4: 3 dimensions or more and farm equipment
Those twist ties that come with the new perfume gun you're trying to open.
I got mine from the Lady of Caras Galadhon. She has a nice 7-for-one special she offers, where you and several other people take on a quest to throw something bad into a random volcano. I agreed to throw Lindsey Graham's phone into the Grand Prismatic Spring at Yellowstone, and she gave me some "real elvish rope". Some other group agreed to drop Mitch McConnell's phylactery into Kilauea. We haven't heard from them, yet. You've got to be really smart about what you ask of the Lady of Lorien, too. A few years back, some dolt asked her for a single hair from her head. That group did NOT successfully throw Putin's Ring of Polonium into Eyjafjallajökull.
my local hardware store sells Immovable Objects (well, they try) so i'd assume they have Unbreakable Rope as well
😂
It's the perfect scam. If you can haul it, half price (cash up front, you'll get 50% back when it's outta here).
Seriously though, if you learn one knot make it the trucker’s hitch. You’ll never buy ratchet straps again
Are they so simple and convenient? And you have properly rated rope? That you can also easily fix somewhere?
Once you’re good at them I’d consider a trucker hitch more simple and convenient than ratchet straps.
Plus you can make them out of any rope or cord to tie up various sized items. I keep paracord tied inside the cargo area of my cars and trucker hitches make securing small loads really easy.
And carry a blanket to hang from the rope
Don't forget your towel
The Explainxkcd for this lead me to the Wikipedia article for Block and tackle, which lead me to Block (sailing), whose first paragraph is giving me Plumbus vibes:
sailing is such a fun subject because it's so fucking old and historically important that everything related to it is a thick soup of utterly inscrutable jargon
Nautical terminology is PRECISE, and for very good reasons. You don't want to be in the middle of a gale and ask for the round thingamagig on the right side, to pull or something. That is why you use starboard instead of right. Starboard is the right when looking at the bow. "To the right" on a boat can mean your right, my right, etc.
hoist up the thing, batten down the whatsit
what's that thing spinning, somebody should stop it
turn hard to port (that's not port!) -wait i've got it
trust me i'm in control
Explainxkcd: "Obviously, this would not work."
Me:
Disappointed he didn't do the math for number of loops needed (assuming no friction and infinite strength rope) .
This is not what the trucker did to me when he said he'd show me his truckers hitch
For it was the trucker's itch to make you his Trucker b*tch.