Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

It's false. No way. Not this time. We created it. No, not this time. It's totally made-up. Pure fiction. It's fiction. It's fiction! We made it up. We made this one up. It's a made-up tale. It's a total fabrication. It never happened. It never happened. This one was invented by a writer. Not this time, it never happened. It's false; it never happened. It's fake. It's fiction! It's an urban legend that never happened. No way. We got you. Not a chance. Not this time. It never happened. It never happened. We made this one up. It's fiction. We made up this one. We made it up. Not this time. Wrong. Not this time. Not this time, you're wrong. Not this time, it never happened.

(referencing this :3)

Fuck. Well played.

Very good! I will never forgive you for this.

Does this... Count?

Damnit. Well played

I KNEW IT.

I've been saying a bunch of other memes were loss and people told me they weren't, but I KNEW - it's ALWAYS loss

But then what about this unusually shaped chair?

Pack it up, We've reached peak meme

Shit. That's fuckin' good.

Sonofabitch I just put that together

Danggit

Riker's questions are so basic. Could imagine some really dumb ones:

Have you ever sat on a couch?

or

Have you ever ridden on a choo-choo train?

or

Have you ever breathed air?

*Edit: many of those questions are eerily similar to one of those commercials for attorneys, like:

Have you ever been hit by a car? Call Riker and Riker.

or

Have you ever had a structured settlement, but you need cadh now? Call W.T. Riker, 877-Cash-Now