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sh.itjust.works

Raisin is masculine so it gets 'un' but pipe is feminine so it gets 'une'. Gendered languages are interesting.

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sh.itjust.works

Yep! A mouse is feminine. A horse is masculine. A car is feminine. A fridge is masculine. A door is feminine. A bed is masculine.

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Sure, but a pipe is completely phallic. Please tell me flower and clam are feminine

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In French, that is. Other gendered languages might be totally different, or even have 'genders' other than masculine/feminine.

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Go lie on the ground in your kitchen and check with a flashlight under all the furniture and whatnot. There's bound to be a few.

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sopuli.xyz

My hubby has that problem too when he’s taking a shower. His BMI is off the scale.

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lemmy.zip

I find this response good and funny.

Also not to make it weird but I haven't been to a grocery store in years because I have agoraphobia, and I hadn't even thought about that part. 😅

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pawb.social

ordering grocery delivery for a single teeny tiny box of raisins, as a bit

(don't actually do that though, if you want to order some raisins get the rest of your groceries with it haha)

-- Frost

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On an unrelated note, a joke I remember from my childhood, which I'll now butcher because it's been a few decades:

Person goes to grocery store, asks if they have apples. "We do" "Good, can you give me 10, individually bagged?"

Next day: "Do you have carrots?" "Yes, we do" "Can you give me 5 of them, individually bagged?"

Day after that: "Do you have raisins?" "NO, we do not sell raisins here!"

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lemmy.world

my grandma used to eat raisins and now she's dead

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lemmy.world

Raisin Bran is my favorite cereal so I can't relate.

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Ooh it was for real? I thought it was wordplay on "I haven't seen a raise in 15 years"

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I have some in the pantry if you need them. Still good, they were not part of the cleanup!

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lemmy.zip

You must not like oatmeal cookies cause I can promise you they’re still there

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All of the solar panels took away the sun and the grapes can't dry out anymore. /s

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I just encountered some in a bag of snack mix the other day. It was not an experience I cared for.

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It's because most people don't really like raisins so most people aren't going out of their way to get raisins. We only saw them a bunch growing up because there was an ad campaign.

I don't even know what kind of container they come in anymore. Raisins are weird and niche af if you think about it.

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Because they are garbage and nobody eats them anymore. Maybe you get them in a full dish if you are unlucky.

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