[The Onion] A24’s ‘Elden Ring’ Film Stalled After Red Phantom Named TwinkPunisher Invades Set
BLÁSKÓGABYGGÐ, ICELAND—Expressing regret that the interruption would delay the highly anticipated video game adaptation, the producers of A24’s upcoming Elden Ring film announced Tuesday that the project had stalled after a red phantom named TwinkPunisher invaded the set. “Despite our security team’s best efforts, a loincloth-wearing invader with the handle TwinkPunisher was able to gain […]
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Ughh I bet this guy gestured when he should have been setting up a kill.
Wait, no. He's good.
Wait is TwinkPunisher a Twink who is also a Punisher, or do they punish Twinks?
Why not both?
Probably
Yes.
It's the latter. If you know gay culture you already understand.
Its The Punisher's not so subtle Alt account
Well, what is it?
Fire up the BASS CANNON
It's an older meme sir, but it checks out.
So uhhhh, where might one find this twink punisher?
Try finger, but hole