Mom doesn't like moths? No problem, just have her sedated. Does dad overact to a stumble? He can be sedated too. 
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A few decades prior they used vibrators to tone down stressed women.
I'd prefer that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh8y-6Jf4nA
The pessimist in me thinks this should be cross-posted to ManufacturingConsent
**Methylphenobarbital**