pmicroblogmemes·Microblog Memesbypastermil Kiss CoordinateView original on sh.itjust.works156Comments18Reply
DDasFaultier replysh.itjust.works3Hide 3 repliesYes, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. And make sure your lips aren't to dry, it's supposed to be nice and sloppy, kinda like a slug.36Reply
pprettybunnys replypiefed.socialThe lips are supposed to make separate contact, otherwise it’s a raspberry. So you kiss, and pogo stick your tongue out and trace the line with that, then kiss again, and pogo stick your tongue. Lather, kiss, repeat. It’s simple5Reply
aapplebusch replylemmy.blahaj.zoneand be sure to add some nibbles and bites liberally along the the way, with forcefulness depending on the proclivities of your partner :38Reply
TTar_Alcaran replysh.itjust.works2Hide 2 repliesNo, you kiss the points, carefully memorize the locations, then afterwards connect them with a pen.14Reply
FFishFace piefed.social1Hide 1 replyI was disappointed to zoom in and realise these are just shopped on top rather than drawn or tattooed7Reply
ggothic_lemons lemmy.worldCan we talk about number 7? Am I supposed to be kissing right under their chin like they some sort of cat? I don't kiss my cat there. I mean like chin scratches.2Reply
VViking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.comI say this with love as a fellow neurospicy person: this is one of the most hilariously autistic things I've ever seen 😄6Reply
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Those are indices, not coordinates
Romance strategy: lost roomba
So am I supposed to drag my lips across the lines?
Yes, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. And make sure your lips aren't to dry, it's supposed to be nice and sloppy, kinda like a slug.
The lips are supposed to make separate contact, otherwise it’s a raspberry.
So you kiss, and pogo stick your tongue out and trace the line with that, then kiss again, and pogo stick your tongue.
Lather, kiss, repeat.
It’s simple
Ahhh, so that's what a snail trail is.
and be sure to add some nibbles and bites liberally along the the way, with forcefulness depending on the proclivities of your partner :3
No, you kiss the points, carefully memorize the locations, then afterwards connect them with a pen.
Ballpoint or sharpie?
Permanent marker
I was disappointed to zoom in and realise these are just shopped on top rather than drawn or tattooed
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Blehblehbleh 🧛
https://youtu.be/O84RyVVj_wk
Hahaha, that was my first thought too.
Can we talk about number 7? Am I supposed to be kissing right under their chin like they some sort of cat? I don't kiss my cat there. I mean like chin scratches.
I say this with love as a fellow neurospicy person: this is one of the most hilariously autistic things I've ever seen 😄
Ok, but 1, 10 and 29 are delicious. The rest seem kind of weird