VViceversa replylemmy.world4Hide 4 repliesNow, what turns you up more: succulents or Violáceae?3Reply
tthe_flying_pig lemmy.worldMy date yapping about their special interest? Nothing would make me fall for them faster.4Reply
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I count that as foreplay.
Please, show me
Now, what turns you up more: succulents or Violáceae?
The easy answer is the former, the kinky the latter.
What would be the dirty option?
Carnivorous plants
Anything that's not hydroponic would be fairly dirty
Pulls out electric toothbrush used as a polination device
Plant vibrator
My date yapping about their special interest? Nothing would make me fall for them faster.
Meh if you've got a whole room just for propagation then I'm sold