You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout, I'm telling you why
The Mothman is comin' to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness' sake!
Jokes aside, The Mothman Prophecies might be one of the worst books I've ever read that somehow translated into a pretty solid movie, mostly because it ignores 90% of it. The majority of the book is just John Keel rambling about ultraterrestrials, and boy is it a slog to get through.
Congratulations, you've just succinctly described every goddamn thing Keel ever wrote. I'm 99% convinced his grocery list had a three chapter rabbit trail about Demon UFOs
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How can you post mothman without including his juicy ass?
I was saving this for after dark...
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Was the tramp stamp removed already?
IDK, I live not to far from the Shrine, I should check it out.
Holy Mothman, shepherd me to the light.
I lived only for you, Holy Mothman.
Mothmonsterman!
Yeah, why did you throw molding at me? ... I want the light turned on.
I don't have the blood you crave!
Blood... ah... chch... No, I don't want the blood. I really want to see the light turned on, alright?
Now, if I don't have it on by nightfall... Im gonna lay on this horn bigtime, alright? Then I will probably call you back.
To suck my blood?
Yeah...sure
Everyone go watch the Mothman Prophecies. It's an excellent psychological horror film.
The real mystery is whether or not Richard Gere put that gerbil in there
There's no evidence he did.
The lack of evidence is the real mystery here. If he did it and there is no evidence that he did then why did he do it?
Dan Savage says gerbiling doesn't exist.
This rendetion of Mothman is boring and uninspired. The original sketch is much more mysterious
That's not Mothman. That's Cousin It on a fancy date.
You better watch out, you better not cry
You better not pout, I'm telling you why
The Mothman is comin' to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness' sake!
Jokes aside, The Mothman Prophecies might be one of the worst books I've ever read that somehow translated into a pretty solid movie, mostly because it ignores 90% of it. The majority of the book is just John Keel rambling about ultraterrestrials, and boy is it a slog to get through.
Congratulations, you've just succinctly described every goddamn thing Keel ever wrote. I'm 99% convinced his grocery list had a three chapter rabbit trail about Demon UFOs