OK but we need dog costumes because walking your raccoon isn't a good alibi. -Someone who tried it 2026

I really consider this an unisex gift.

Domesticated? Seems unfair to expect more of the raccoon than of myself.

I want the flock of crows that are trained in stealing money.

My retirement will be developing an army of trained racoons and pigeons.

Petty crime is doable...domesticated...asking for too much!

lol this is my daughter right here