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jjaybone replylemmy.zipIs this going to turn into the cum comes from your pee thread, like that goddamn blood pee thread? I try to get out, but it keeps pulling me back in.3Reply
hherrvogel lemmy.world2Hide 2 repliesI had to put some WD-40 on a seized cum the other day to unscrew it.25Reply
Chick0nPlayz lemmy.worldI wonder if Australia has better words for cum though that the government's hiding2Reply
HHerbGrower slrpnk.netOh look, there is cum falling all over the place. That one almost hit me.1Reply
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Peacum butter sandwich
Nothing better than a cumtella sandwich in the morning.
Is this going to turn into the cum comes from your pee thread, like that goddamn blood pee thread?
I try to get out, but it keeps pulling me back in.
I enjoy some boiled peacums
I tend to add extra peacum on my sandwich.
Chestcums are yummy
And very cumritious!
Chipmunk with cheeks full of cums 🥰🥺
I had to put some WD-40 on a seized cum the other day to unscrew it.
I hate when that happens, like licking a post in winter
Like what happens to it in warm water?
I love chocolate bars with cococum in them
Stop being such a cumcase!
Cumbox 2.0
"I have a cum allergy."
Cumier than squirell shit has a nice ring.
You wanna get cum? Come on, let's get cum.
My dad called me a little shit, so I cummed him
This is cum!
I wonder if Australia has better words for cum though that the government's hiding
mmmmm peacum butter
Oh look, there is cum falling all over the place. That one almost hit me.
ßkuorl
Mmm, time for some toast with Vegemite and cum butter