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sh.itjust.works

What if I take large chunks out of the middle, cob and all, while shouting, “Stop selling my data to INTERPOL!”

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communick.news

I eat corn in a rotating spiral, kind of like a lathe.
What does that make me?

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I scrape all of the kernels off, then have a friend fling them into my mouth with a slingshot while screaming "Ayayayaya, Zordon!"

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Sounds like a type of corn bukkake, you've been sorted into the slut gang

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I found myself wondering if that was Michael Buble but I rather doubt he has a wrist tattoo? (Also seems too classy to eat corn that way, but who am I to judge?)

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