Didn't realize that he needed to write down his agenda of "fuck everything up, steal, fall asleep, shit self"

We already have instructions to follow after the President dies. Its all laid out in the US Constitution. trump doesn't get to decide what the nation does once he's no longer President.

Meanwhile, the rest of the world is throwing a party.

JD is gonna merc him, blame Iran, and produce "instructions" that he claims are from trump telling everyone to love JD and vote for him without question.

Disregard instructions, feed directly into shredder.

Let's see... fuck children, con people, swindle them, hate minorities, 2 quarts milk, remember the Alamo, read about the Alamo...

His message: "I want JD Couch to assernate the King of the Islamic Repubic of Japan!"